Our waiting room consists of a few broken chairs parked on the far corner of the sales floor. Occasionally we will receive a few rare birds as guests.
Scenario one
A man comes in for an interview wearing jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt. He looks like he popped off the bus on a trip to the West Coast and didn't want to leave his belongings at the youth hostel where he was staying. Ok. Here's a tip. Get the job before you start dressing like a scrub. If you don't got it, fake it. Ladies, get that H&M suit and iron it until it looks like it's from Armani. This guy missed the interviewing class in school.
Scenario two
A mod couple comes in waiting for our general counsel. Perhaps they are suing us for copyright infringement from Jeremy's trendy attire. They look hot. We do not. Sleek black outfits. Sunglasses. The works. Makes me want to go out and buy a latte.
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